Story of the Week [for the week 04.02 to 10.02.2008]

“And in other news”, carried on the TV news reporter, after bemoaning another Indian cricket team loss, “The NGO, Communities Of the World [COW] has recently tied up with the Indian corporate society, BUsinesses for Leadership and Love [BULL]. This has been accomplished solely due to the initiative of Mr. Sanguine Bovine (founder member BULL) who has been instrumental in pushing forward his programme of Safety, Harmony and International Trust [SHIT] for the betterment of the planet earth”.

Mr. Bovine was quoted as saying, “The more the SHIT spreads around, the better it is for the world. In fact, as part of our ideals for setting up BULL, our agenda was to spread the message of SHIT, coming through BULL. Now that we have tied up with COW, we expect to get their inputs on SHIT and hope to improve the quality of our SHIT programme output”.

“In World News: Country leaders of the sparring nations India and Pakistan have decided to call a truce over the Kashmir issue and have decided to hold a novel referendum for deciding the status of the state of Kashmir. The ownership of the state will be decided by the result of a best-of-three match between an Indian cock and a Pakistani cock. The judge for this particular event will be the Chinese Premier and since the stakes are high, the Dalai Lama has been called as an arbitrator in case any dispute arises. The Afghani Taliban, which was into hiding all these years, has expressed interest in making arrangements for hiding the prized cock participants from the media.”

“That just about wraps our news cast for today, the 1st of April. Do join us tomorrow for the freshest of news, delivered with Love and SHIT!”